Arnab goes to Mcdonald’s where he is asked, “What would you like, Sir?”
“Answers!”, says Arnab
- Silence is measured in Manmohans. Loudness in Arnabs.
- When Arnab was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions.
- Once he was inducted by the CBSE board in a panel to draft questions for the class X board exams. Was dropped after he added a ‘nation needs to know’ suffix to each question.
- His autobiography ‘The nation needs to know’ is written in a QnQ (question and question) format.
- Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from Arnab Goswami’s The Newshour could weaken structure.
- To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, Mathematicians are working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds.
- So we got Subramanian Swamy to expose the politicos; then we got Swami Ramdev to expose his chest and then Arnab GoSwami to expose the rest.
- Each day sees a cease fire violation by Pak, and each night sees a strip show by guests from Pak on Arnab Goswami‘s show.
- Business Plan: Arnab Goswami teaches GD skills to CAT aspirants.Arnab Goswami never suffers from a sore throat.
- General Musharraf to be given the highest Pakistan gallantry award for having faced Arnab Goswami on the Newshour and escaped alive .
- Y’day I finally understood inflation, deficit and subsidy from India’s best economist -Dr Arnab Goswami-he has 3 problems for every solution.
- Arnab Goswami – Job Description – Guest Lecturer – Lecturing the guests.
- Arnab Goswami is inversely proportional to Manmohan Singh.
- I want Arnab Goswami to be the commentator for the republic day. He’ll make sure the armed forces finish the parade and attack Pakistan.
- The US should let Arnab Goswami go at Headley for an hour. After that 35 years in an underground prison will seem like heaven.
- After creating this complex world, GOD was worried that who will decide what is right and what is wrong? So, HE created Arnab Goswami.
- I hope the next episode of Satyamev Jayate focuses on how Arnab Goswami has been terrorising the country for years.
- Ecological Balance : One Manmohan Singh for every Arnab Goswami.
- If you ever see a picture of Arnab Goswami with a closed mouth, that camera has a good shutter speed.
http://blog.fests.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Best-Onliners-for-Arnab-Goswami-300x228.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px" />
Whatever you may do…don’t you NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER irritate him!