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Best Onliners for Arnab Goswami

Best Onliners for Arnab Goswami

Arnab goes to Mcdonald’s where he is asked, “What would you like, Sir?”
“Answers!”, says Arnab

  • Silence is measured in Manmohans. Loudness in Arnabs.
  • When Arnab was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions.
  • Once  he was inducted by the CBSE board in a panel to draft questions for the  class X board exams. Was dropped after he added a ‘nation needs to  know’ suffix to each question.
  • His autobiography ‘The nation needs to know’ is written in a QnQ  (question and question) format.
  • Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from Arnab Goswami’s The Newshour could weaken structure.
  • To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, Mathematicians are working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds.
  • So we got Subramanian Swamy to expose the politicos; then we got Swami Ramdev to expose his chest and then Arnab GoSwami to expose the rest.
  • Each day sees a cease fire violation by Pak, and each night sees a strip show by guests from Pak on Arnab Goswami‘s show.
  • Business Plan: Arnab Goswami teaches GD skills to CAT aspirants.Arnab Goswami never suffers from a sore throat.
  • General Musharraf to be given the highest Pakistan gallantry award for having faced Arnab Goswami on the Newshour and escaped alive .
  • Y’day I finally understood inflation, deficit and subsidy from India’s best economist -Dr Arnab Goswami-he has 3 problems for every solution.
  • Arnab Goswami – Job Description – Guest Lecturer – Lecturing the guests.
  • Arnab Goswami  is inversely proportional to Manmohan Singh.
  • I want Arnab Goswami to be the commentator for the republic day. He’ll make sure the armed forces finish the parade and attack Pakistan.
  • The US should let Arnab Goswami go at Headley for an hour. After that 35 years in an underground prison will seem like heaven.
  • After creating this complex world, GOD was worried that who will decide what is right and what is wrong? So, HE created Arnab Goswami.
  • I hope the next episode of Satyamev Jayate focuses on how Arnab Goswami has been terrorising the country for years.
  • Ecological Balance : One Manmohan Singh for every Arnab Goswami.
  • If you ever see a picture of Arnab Goswami with a closed mouth, that camera has a good shutter speed.


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Whatever you may do…don’t you NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER irritate him!


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